-At some point you feel it necessary to test the cheer: "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie" to hear the audience's answering "oy, oy, oy!!"
-You absolutely must include Elvis songs to some degree, whether its just singing one or full on impersonation, and usually finish with American Trilogy.
-You MUST perform either "I still call Australia Home" or "I am Australia" and possibly both if you think you have an overly patriotic crowd.
-If you're a female you probably include a medley of Edith Piaf stuff.
-You think if would be a good idea to include a tribute to Andre Rieu.
-You perform "The Devil went down to Georgia" but feel it necessary to change the lyrics so they pertain to Oz instead of the American South.
-You probably don't even live in Australia anymore, but in Vegas, New York, or London.
Mont Blanc
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Signs it may be time to consider coming home:
- Making fun of the entertainers
- Especially the Aussie entertainers
Don't have too much fun...!
What about "Down Under" by Men at Work? You hear that one at all? I here they come from the land of plenty...
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